Sian and Riss's birthday poems!

Emily, Sade, and I decided that we wanted to write Sian and Riss birthday poems. We gave them to them when we celebrated theirs birthday's last Friday. . . Here they are- they probably won't be very funny to those who don't know the inside jokes, but enjoy anyway.

SIAN

Guess what? One day we met this girl when she stormed into our place,

You held up Seventeen magazine and said, "who the 'h' ripped Miley's face?"

There was no doubt we were slightly disturbed and a little scared,

We nicknamed you Sheniqua; whether we were friends or not none of us cared.

You used to be too cool to hang out with us because of some dumb red-head,

But now we can't seem to keep you out of our apartment and out of Nicole's bed.

Nicknames were created; we are now known as Seventy, Kij, Flin, Leona, Rascal, and Ace,

I guess it's better than the Huss, Broad, and Quazie that reside at your place.

Your infamous "YEAH!" and "Beyonce" voice can be heard from miles away,

Although your waltzing and pole dancing skills are a little risque.

You put hot sauce on everything and you love red meat,

But you can't handle Nicole's long fingernails and "disgusting" feet.

Remember the Titans is your all time favorite show,

Although in pretty much every movie the waterworks start to flow.

One time we woke up to you sleeping in our apartment because you stole a key,

You and Riss tried to pawn the blame off on Richard and Seventy.

One night you discovered that Emily had never been kissed,

So you pulled out the "manulator" and made a qualifications list.

When we met Jared and Dusty I'm sure they thought we were all a little whacked,

But soon you and Dusty will be married with 12 1/2 kids. . . According to MASH it's a fact.

We were meant to be neighbors and best friends it's clear,

We'll have a great time living by each other next year.

So tonight let's get wasted, you bring the beer,

We hope you have a fantastic birthday year!

*IMPORTANT*

I do not have disgusting feet. I promise. Sian just doesn't like feet, so she thinks that everyone's are disgusting. Also, we do not- nor did we get wasted- it's just a joke. :)

RISS

Hey Huss! We just wanted to wish you well on your birthday,

We're so glad you're finally nineteen. . . yay!

Although your Lindsey Lohan skills are the bomb,

Your Usher impersonation could be posted and seen at YouTube.com.

The next best thing is how you have so much class,

This is evident when you run into a certain red-headed A#$!

You love to tuck in your birthday buddy and tell her a story,

But you make sure they're never too scary or gory.

You don't even mind when we stalk you on dates,

Because we all know that Sian is your true soul mate.

The second love of your life resides in the White House and his name is Obama,

He's pretty awesome but isn't as LBA as your momma!

When we all get together for Sunday dinner,

We say two prayers but your Catholic/Methodist prayer is the winner.

One Sunday night we had some great plans,

But after Scott Fescher was introduced to 'Melody' he wasn't our No. 1 fan.

Your cooking and running skills are simply the best,

And Dr. Evans makes you stick to your love goal, even if you think she is a pest.

So when you land 'Mr. Blue Eyes,' the all-time perfect man,

When he wants to make out with you, you can finally say, "Yes we can!"

It's your last year as a teenager, so make it great,

We're so happy to be living by you next year, we know it's fate!

Love,

The Girls of Apartment 28

Overall, Em, Sade, and I were pretty darn proud of ourselves. :)